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More glorious nudity from Gloria Guida, that sweet-face, sexy Italian babe. Everyone say "Yummy!" This time she's co-boobed by Marilda Donà.

If I was a conspiracy nut, I would say that there is an organization of evil filmmakers out there who try to turn people into brain-dead zombies, so that they can one day take over the world. And we are paying them to do it!! How do they do that??? By making retarded movies the likes of L'affittacamere, that's how.

This organization, man, it's huge. Bigger than the fucking Illuminati or the Freemasonry. They are all over the world. Hong Kong, Korea, Bollywood, Hollywood, Canada...every time a stupid movie comes out, you can be sure The Organization's got a hand in it!!

Brothers and sisters, join the resistance!! Fight the evil movie-makers!! Stop buying or renting bad movies. Download them instead. And don't forget to send me a check, of course.

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http://rapidshare.com/files/241896412/Laffittacamere.1976.dvdrip.xvid.rar

File : 24 MB, duration: 0:03:06, type: AVI, 1 audio stream
Video : 21 MB, 959 Kbps, 25.0 fps, 640*336 (16:9), XVID
Audio : 2.83 MB, 128 Kbps, 48000 Hz, 2 channels, MP3, CBR,

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I don't remember being twenty :( Or rather, I don't have good memories of my early twenties. All I remember is that I was working my ass off and worried about money all the time. Well, I still worry about money now, but I don't work my ass off anymore, so there is a change at least :)

Anyway, what is good about Being Twenty is that it has 2 of my all-time favorite naked Italian babes in it: doe-eyed blonde Gloria Guida and Lilli Carati (a beautiful actress who started off in mainstream movies then moved on to porno!! I wish I had any porn film with her in it. If anyone has a porno flick starring Lilli Carati, please share!!)

This being another stupid comedy, the sex is very tame but fortunately it has a high nudity level.

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http://rapidshare.com/files/207033863/Being.Twenty.1978.dvdrip.xvid.rar
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=N6X8HMOG

File : 62 MB, duration: 0:05:01, type: AVI, 1 audio stream
Video : 57 MB, 1605 Kbps, 25.0 fps, 720*384 (16:9), XVID
Audio : 4.59 MB, 128 Kbps, 48000 Hz, 2 channels, MP3, CBR,

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Uninteresting Italian drama about a ménage-à-trois and all that it entails, including Sex and Death. Basically it's about this guy who does gardening for a lovely widow (Anita Sanders) living on an island with her teenage daughter (Gloria Guida). He bones the daughter then he bones the mother then some poor old fart gets his head bashed in, not having even boned anything. Poor guy!!

Highlights:
-Gloria Guida strip-dancing by her window. Nice pink panties!!

-More mature but no less beautiful Anita Sanders stripping for a guy before pushing him away. What the hell?

-Gloria Guida lying fully naked in a bed of pine needles, waiting for her lover. I guess in the heat of the moment, she didn't feel the pain.

-Same lucky guy giving her a massage, starting with her back then she turned over and he got to put cream on her breasts. No, not that kind of cream, you pervert!!

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http://rapidshare.com/files/203779101/Quella.Eta.Maliziosa.1975.dvdrip.divx.rar

File : 62 MB, duration: 0:07:42, type: AVI, 1 audio stream
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Audio : 8.81 MB, 160 Kbps, 48000 Hz, 2 channels, MP3, CBR,

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1979. I was one year old and learning how to jerk off before I could walk. That was also the year Gloria Guida showed the world How to seduce your teacher in La Liceale seduce i professori. Her technique involves lots of panties-showing during class.

Co-boobing Glori Guida this time are two other Italian beauties: one looks a lot like Catherine Zeta-Jones. If anyone knows her name please inform me. The other is Donatella Damiani, a girl whom Mother Nature has seen fit to equip her with some of the Most Beautiful Big Boobs I have ever seen on screen. Big Tits are usually not my thing but those are truly great tits.

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http://rapidshare.com/files/203842127/La.Liceale.seduce.i.professori.1979.dvdrip.xvid.rar

File : 49 MB, duration: 0:06:17, type: AVI, 1 audio stream
Video : 43 MB, 972 Kbps, 25.0 fps, 596*336 (16:9), Divx v5,
Audio : 5.75 MB, 128 Kbps, 48000 Hz, 2 channels, MP3, CBR,

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The second installment in La Liceale, just as stupid and unfunny as the first, but thankfully Gloria Guida is still every bit as naked in this as she was in the previous film so all is good.

1978, the year when I finally got the balls to come out of my mother's womb and started facing this thing called Life.

Highlights from the film:

-A shower scenes where you get to see a bunch of Italian schoolgirls soaping their lovely, desirable selves. Boobs and Butt abound.

-Gloria Guida stripping for a lucky guy in his sickbed. No better medicine than a hot and naked blonde to cure you of all sickness.

I say: Keep making all the stupid comedies you want, as long as there are quality tits and ass in them, I'll keep downloading them illegally. Hmm. Maybe it's not the right thing to say.

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http://rapidshare.com/files/204069491/La.liceale.nella.classe.dei.ripetenti.1978.dvdrip.xvid.rar

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Video : 22 MB, 748 Kbps, 25.0 fps, 592*336 (16:9), XVID
Audio : 4.86 MB, 160 Kbps, 48000 Hz, 2 channels, MP3, CBR,

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I have only recently discovered Italian blonde beauty Gloria Guida. Before becoming a star in many Italian comedies, Gloria Guida was a model. In fact, she was Miss Teenage Italia in 1974. I was still a wandering sperm spirit waiting to be reincarnated into a real sperm back then.

Her innocent look makes her a perfect choice for the role of the under-graduate schoolgirl who seduces her professor in La Liceale most commonly known in English as The Teasers, the first in a series of extremely stupid Italian sexy comedies about, well, schoolgirls who seduce their professors.

Gloria Guida appears in the first 4 films and she is the only reason anybody would watch those movies.

The film starts off great with Gloria lying in bed, in full naked Glory, followed by a great shower scene where we get to see her soaping those nice tits and that cute Italian ass.

There are a few sex scenes but nothing explicit, given that this is a comedy, not a softcore flick.

To our greatest pleasure, her boobs and butt keep popping out of her clothes at regular intervals throughout the movie.

Highly recommended!!

Scenes from the rest of the series will follow later.

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http://rapidshare.com/files/204069489/La.Liceale.1975.tvrip.xvid.rar

File : 81 MB, duration: 0:09:35, type: AVI, 1 audio stream
Video : 73 MB, 1066 Kbps, 29.970 fps, 656*272 (2.41:1), XVID
Audio : 8.77 MB, 128 Kbps, 48000 Hz, 2 channels,MP3, CBR,