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When people mention France, the word "surrender" immediately comes to mind. Not only did France surrender to the Germans in 1940, but French women are also quick to surrender their clothes (onscreen), as proven yet again in this latest Jean-Claude Brisseau movie.
"A sexually unfulfilled young woman embarks on a series of graphic erotic encounters and becomes involved with a student of psychoanalysis who offers to put her under hypnosis. Yes, the notorious Jean-Claude Brisseau, director of 'The Exterminating Angels' and 'Secret Things,' is back with his latest provocation. Another idiosyncratic philosophical meditation on the enigmas of female sexuality, it features the director's latest discovery, Carole Brana. Pretentious smut for high-brows, a dirty old man's fantasies writ large, or a profound and daring exploration of society's sexual taboos? You decide." -- DVD Beaver
Tons of nudity and sex from lovely French actresses (Lise Bellynck, Carole Brana). Man on woman, woman on woman, cunnilingus, threesome and masturbation are on the menu.
Hypnosis-driven orgies and female masturbation abound, Brisseau ultimately climaxes with a literal out-of-body experience, an orgasm that, quite literally, tears the room apart. Is it all just pornography as art? I don't think so, but it certainly isn't The Girlfriend Experience. The performers, all admirably unrestrained and willing, are the buzzing, kinetic synapses in Brisseau's head which leads us invariably to wonder how much of this world that the director has created is real. The answer doesn't really matter because not even the film can come to any conclusions; it just leaps to another plane of existence. -- Film Critic
Thanks go to Malu-Fan for recommending this movie. And Big Thanks to Themroc on KG for this rip, which can be downloaded via RS at: http://blog.sharebus.com/2009/07/10/a-laventure-2009/
Download the clip:
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Are you one of those morons who stopped eating "French" fries?
No, I'm not French, but reading that pseudo funny but really xenophobic crap on a cool site like yours is...well, you get the picture.
I am Canadian and I LOVE South Park, so there you go. But I guess you wouldn't understand because you are one of those politically correct morons who are always quick to protest about almost everything.
Call a gay dude gay and you cry "Discrimination". Call a black man black and you cry "Racist". Call a chick a chick and you cry "Sexist".
Besides, I never meant for this blog to be cool. I just put up the nude clips as an excuse to make fun of other countries/people/religions.
It works most of the times, too, because people are so distracted by the screenshots they don't notice all the politically incorrect and offensive stuff I write.
So you aren't French, good for you, but I guess you sell French fries which is why you got pissed off, right. I love French fries, dude. I love French kisses even better.
It's not that the joke was policitally incorrect (I LOVE a good racist joke like everyone, I hate 99% saying they are religious, I hate shoahsploitation movies like everyone and I don't have any problem saying it loud, etc.), it's just that it was lame. Your blog is cool, whether you want it or not (I guess that you want it), next time try something more original...specially when you think about Lafayette, the French Résistence and Co... You can laugh at their "bêrets", make fun at their short and ugly president having nice bed sessions with Carla Bruni, saying their food and wine are overrated, the fact that a recent study has called the French the worst tourists in the world, etc.
I'm sorry I've used the world "moron", that was unjustified, no hard feelings I hope.
P.S.: next time you write something about an Asian movie, say that they are all the same. That's funny! Right? Right?
Actually, you're right. I found some pretty funny jokes and quotations about the French, will try to insert them into my posts in the future.
Nobody can be cool or funny or original all the time so there will be occasional lameness in my posts, that's unavoidable. I can't bear the thought of being great all the time, that would be way too much pressure :D
I remember a scene in Searching for Boby Fischer where little Josh Waitzkin tells his friend "Maybe it's better not to be the best. Then you can lose and it's okay." I totally dig that line.