Update: my apologies for the lack of updates and responses. I barely use the computer nowadays. People to do, things to meet. I'll be back very soon, though. Have a nice day,everyone!!






“Here is my final point. About drugs, about alcohol, about pornography and smoking and everything else. What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet?” ~Bill Hicks



A nonsmoker is forced to find food, but for a smoker breakfast can be a cigarette and a cup of bad coffee. ~Brock Fiant


The Germans are the most philosophic people in the world, and the greatest smokers: now I trace their philosophy to their smoking. Smoking has a sedative effect upon the nerves, and enables a man to bear the sorrows of this life (of which every one has his share) not only decently, but dignifiedly. ~George Borrow


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"Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it."
Lindsay Lohan, Mean Girls


I was just out on the streets and saw some pretty girls dressed in nice Halloween costumes and that reminded me it's Halloween today.

So HAPPY HALLOWEEN to those of you who celebrate it. Don't overdose. Wear rubber. Don't dance on graves. And above all, watch out for Michael Myers.

Check out this website for some interesting facts about Halloween and its origin.

And watch this movie, if you haven't already. It's the perfect film for the occasion, not to mention one of the best Halloween movies I have seen in ages.



Q. Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A. To go to the body shop.







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I am sure you have seen the hardcore Alice in Wonderland: An X-Rated Musical Fantasy (1976). Initially, I thought Alice ou la dernière fugue was a softcore version of Alice in Wonderland with plenty of sex and nudity, simply because it stars Silvia Kristel. But that is not the case here, for this is a Claude Chabrol film. The man doesn't do softcore, he does art. But fear not, because what would a French arthouse film be without some bare titties? Sylvia Kristel has a full-frontal scene as she prepares to take a bath only to be interrupted by some creepy voice.

I read some review in French and it seems this is a little gem well worth discovering if you have the time. There was a time when I used to watch tons of non-mainstream films. I still do now but much less than I'd like. Times change, shit happens, and life catches up with you.

Download the whole movie at:
http://avaxhome.ws/video/genre/drama/chabrol_alice_derniere_fugue_1977.html

Download the clip:
http://rapidshare.com/files/299894366/Alice.ou.La.Derniere.Fugue.1977.dvdrip.xvid.rar

File : 15.40 MB, duration: 0:01:53, type: AVI, 1 audio stream
Video : 14.27 MB, 1060 Kbps, 25.0 fps, 624*368 (16:9), XVID
Audio : 1.11 MB, 82 Kbps, 48000 Hz, 1 channels, MP3, CBR,








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Aaron and Linda live in the same building. One day, they run into each other at the Laundromat. Aaron treats Linda like shit but she keeps coming back for more. Stupid bitches tend to be that way. They end up having a lunch date where they share stories about gruesome happenings. Aaron tells Linda the tales of a masked killer in a white jumpsuit. Is Aaron a normal guy? You bet your ass he ain't.

I knew there was a reason people keep making indie horror flicks, even though most of them are shit. Red Velvet is the reason. It has a nice story, good humor, OK acting, over the top gore and lots of style and colors; not to mention the cartoonish but refreshing ways in which people got slaughtered.

Highly recommended.

Oh yeah, there is a great scene where a young couple has sex in the woods, which is not a safe thing to do, in this day and age. Thankfully, the killer is a man of great decency, for he lets them finish their coupling first. Great attitude, dude.

Joke:
-How did the crazy killer go through the woods?
-He took the psycho path.

http://www.freshwap.net/forums/movies/371037-red-velvet-2009-rerip-dvdrip-xvid-lap.html

Download the clip:
http://rapidshare.com/files/299899191/Red.Velvet.2009.dvdrip.xvid.rar

File : 51 MB, duration: 0:03:59, type: AVI, 1 audio stream
Video : 48 MB, 1711 Kbps, 23.976 fps, 640*352 (16:9), XVID
Audio : 2.58 MB, 90 Kbps, 48000 Hz, 2 channels, MP3, CBR,


[Giuditta Del Vecchio]



[Eva Grimaldi]



[Anna Galiena]



[What a waste of perfectly good pussy!!]

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This is Claude Chabrol's 1990 adaptation of Henry Miller's Quiet Days in Clichy. It tells the story of a young, penniless and expatriate writer, namely Henry Miller, who spends his days in Paris brothels, presumably in search of inspiration. Those lovely muses certainly inspired him real hard.

Unlike the 1970 Danish version, the sex scenes in this one are pretty tame. However, it had a big plus: Giuditta Del Vecchio in all her naked nubile glory. I didn't find any concrete information for this actress but I read somewhere that she was underage at the time. It certainly looks that way to me. Or it could just be wishful thinking.

Note: the nude actresses are Italian, not French.

Video quality leaves a lot to desire, but this is the only rip of Jours tranquilles in Clichy that I could get.

Enjoy!

Get the movie at:
http://rare-cinema.com/295-tixie-dni-v-klishi-jours-tranquilles-a-clichy.html
(You'll have to register but it's quick and painless. Note: the file contains 3 audio tracks: Russian dub, Spanish dub and original French)

Download the clip:
http://rapidshare.com/files/299891875/Jours.tranquille.a.Clichy.1990.rar

File : 58 MB, duration: 0:13:07, type: AVI, 1 audio stream
Video : 46 MB, 499 Kbps, 25.0 fps, 512*368 (4:3), Divx v5,
Audio : 12.00 MB, 128 Kbps, 48000 Hz, 2 channels, MP3, CBR,


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Blue Underground has again resuscitated a notorious sex film of the past. This time the hot rediscovery is Quiet Days in Clichy (Stille dage i Clichy), a saucy b&w erotic epic that appears to be an honest attempt to recreate Henry Miller's banned novel for 1970's swinging, liberated free love generation.


Even though the film was shot in English, according to the authoritative notes on this DVD edition, it didn't get very far in the United States. Henry Miller's books had come out of hiding a few years earlier, but customs officials exercising loopholes in import rules took the opportunity to seize prints as they arrived in America.



Although there is explicit material - no fake sex here - Quiet Days in Clichy is not shot like a porn film. There's nothing particularly exciting for fans of post - Deep Throat material. Most of the 'cast' acts remarkably well, as if it's what they did all day in their real lives, and the show plays naturally, unforced. In the realm of erotic cinema, that's high praise in itself.



Every so often, the Miller philosophy is expressed through a little character rant on the sidewalk, or voiceover. The idea of eating, having sex, contributing nothing and accomplishing nothing except living a pleasant life of sensory adventures doesn't come off as very attractive. Joey and Carl are certainly happy with themselves, and, well, God bless 'em. I tend to think that their disaffected use and abuse of others (they're uninterested in drugs or heavy drink, I guess) would not only become tiresome, but require some steady source of income. They also aren't going to be young forever. Carl wastes some pity on himself for letting a particularly wonderful woman get away, and that's as sentimental as things get. Lucky girl.


Quiet Days in Clichy offers a sex fantasy where our heroes have the edge on the rest of the square world. But even casual sex is a relationship, relationships always have givers and takers, and people suffer when they are used, even if they're paid. Perhaps it's only because the film is so well made, that it exposes Henry Miller's philosophy as selfish and squalid, fit only to sell dirty books. --dvdtalk.com



I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive.
Henry Miller


You see, this is why reading quotations is good for you. Every now and then you stumble upon something someone said that turns out to be the key to happiness. Now, safely armed with the knowledge that I am, indeed, the happiest man alive, I am going to stop being miserable and do some vigorous jerking off by way of celebration.

Click on the book cover below to download Henry Miller's infamous book, Quiet Days in Clichy (in English). Book formats: pdf and html.


I encourage you to get the whole movie for the simple reason that it was banned, therefore it needs to be seen :) Though no masterpiece, it still deserves a place in your collection.
http://avaxhome.ws/video/video_time/seventies/quiet_days_in_clichy.html

Download the clip:
http://rapidshare.com/files/299393636/Quiet.Days.In.Clichy.1970.dvdrip.xvid.rar

File : 159 MB, duration: 0:21:15, type: AVI, 1 audio stream
Video : 140 MB, 924 Kbps, 23.976 fps, 576*320 (16:9), XVID
Audio : 19.45 MB, 128 Kbps, 48000 Hz, 2 channels, MP3, CBR,












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Obviously, The Band wants to be another 9 songs but it fails miserably, in terms of story and sex . It's just borderline softcore porn thinly disguised as a movie about rock bands. OK simulated sex and tons of T&A.

If the movie was meant to be a critique of the rock 'n' roll milieu where male rock singers are debauched dudes who do drugs and fuck anything that moves, well, we have all seen that about a million times before. Was it a love story? Let's see: chick gets dumped by boyfriend. Chick finds success as a rock star but is unhappy 'cause chick needs true love. Chick finally finds soul mate in the lesbian manager. End of the story. How freaking original. In between, we see lots of fucking and singing.

Recommended, but only for the abundance of sex and nudity.

Get the 'movie' at:
http://www.zerosec.ws/the-band-2009-dvdrip-xvid-citrin/

Download the clip:
http://rapidshare.com/files/299413949/The.Band.2009.DVDRip.XviD-CiTRiN.rar

File : 192 MB, duration: 0:20:39, type: AVI, 1 audio stream
Video : 169 MB, 1147 Kbps, 25.0 fps, 640*352 (16:9), XVID
Audio : 23 MB, 157 Kbps, 48000 Hz, 2 channels, MP3, CBR,

Here are the comments by a visitor who has very sharp eyes:

Some corrections on 'The Band'. There's no real fellatio (she's clearly sticking it next to her mouth). I haven't seen any cunnilingus anywhere!
Also no real sex anywhere in 'The Band'. Dont be fooled when something looks like the real thing, because it just isn't. 9 Songs WAS 1000x better!"


So I did some frame-by-frame examination and sure enough, the fellatio scene was special effect :) Use VirtualDub Mod, advance the scene frame by frame and you'll see.
Thanks, Sherlock Holmes!!