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I'm glad a visitor requested Gillian Anderson's nude scenes because it gives me a chance to make more people aware of Straightheads aka Closure, a fine, underrated revenge flick from the UK.

Danny Dyer plays a guy who installs security systems for a living. It is a job that comes with great perks. For example, it allows Danny to watch Gillian Anderson change clothes while he tests the camera he is installing for her - a fact that, come to think of it, is probably no accident on her part. One thing leads to another, they hook up. The newly coupled couple then heads to the countryside for a weekend of wonderful coupling. But violence awaits them in the form of rural rednecks who gang rape the woman and beat the boyfriend so hard he not only loses the use of an eye but becomes useless in bed as well.

And this is where I find myself thinking about the saying "Turning the other cheek". Let's say you're a really devout catholic woman and you follow the Bible to the letter. Then let's say one day you get raped in the vagina. When it's over and done, would you willingly turn your ass up and say to the rapists "Gentlemen, while you're at it, here is the other hole"? Lucky for us, instead of turning the other ass cheek, Gillian's character decides to go with another biblical saying "And thine eye shall not pity; but life shall go for life, eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot." Meaning: you stick dick in my hole, I'll stick barrel of rifle in yours and we'll see who hurts more.

There is no complex psychology or complicated plot here, Straightheads is a straight revenge movie, in the vein of I Spit On Your Grave. It is good and pure entertainment. By the way, "straightheads" is what British gangsters call people who aren't involved in crime. This, I learned from reading the reviews.

Nudity: brief view of Gillian Anderson's hooters as she changes clothes. A non-nude but very arousing sex scene in the woods where her moans would make your little head straight. In another sex scene we see briefly but deliciously her boobies.

http://tinypaste.com/1d3cb

Download the clip:
http://rapidshare.com/files/336068580/Straightheads.aka.Closure.2007.dvdrip.xvid.rar
or
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=9965W5E6

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What's in a name? that which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet;

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How peaceful life would be without love, Adso.
How safe.
How tranquil.
And how dull.
-- The Name of The Rose

Not many worthy new movies to steal lately, so I resorted to re-watching good old classics. It's been ten years since I last saw The Name of The Rose. Darn but it was great to watch it again. I was also pleasantly surprised to see a scene I haven't remember: a young monk getting his first taste of carnal pleasures. I bet the Pope would call it sinning, but hey, what's in a name, right?

Sean Connery and very young Christian Slater. Dark monastery full of creepy monks. Murder. Intrigue. Gore. Sex. Great atmosphere. As intelligent entertainment goes, there is not much better than this.

Get the book in rtf format here.

And get the movie at:
http://simplygoodmovies.blogspot.com/2010/01/der-name-der-rose-1986-aka-name-of-rose.html

Download the clip:
http://rapidshare.com/files/335998064/The.Name.Of.The.Rose.1986.DVDRip.XviD-TURKiSO.rar
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http://www.megaupload.com/?d=VX5D1PFT

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Well, despite the ball-freezing weather and the recent plague of whiners polluting my shoutbox, here I am again. And for you cry babies who have been complaining, visit this site to get all the new stuff you want. Cheers!!

On a positive note, here is more Greta Scacchi goodness in White Mischief, a rather unknown but otherwise excellent thriller drama by director Michael Radford (Nineteen Eighty-Four, Il Postino, Another Time, Another Place). I myself have only recently discovered this movie while searching for more Greta Scacchi's boobies :)

Get the movie:
http://tinypaste.com/c07f5

Download the clip:
http://rapidshare.com/files/328744136/White.Mischief.1987.dvdrip.xvid.rar
OR
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=BCOIBEU0

Sorry, I posted the wrong megaupload link. My apologies.

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I am kind of busy those days, not much time to update this blog but here is something that should keep you busy for awhile :)

THE COLLECTOR
Review by Victor Westman


The completion of his feature film, The Lost Door did not stop Roy Stuart from continuing to work on his Glimpse films and produce a new opus, the ninth in the series. Collection is more the word: heterogeneous and baroque, like a cabinet of curiosities. Here the order of scenes matters little. The organic unity of the ensemble is assured . the elegant apartment; the Parisian streets; the European cities .....



The spectator percieves some models from past Glimpse films, recurring situations, succeeding chapters separated by sober fade outs to black. Several scenes presented in the Glimpse teaser from the Taschen book"ROY STUART V" can be seen here in their complete version.



The action revolves around the main themes of the filmaker:
masturbation in the armchair, urologie, sex on the carpet or in the woods, semi exhibition in the street. A minimum linear narrative but with a connection.....


Is the filmaker repeating himself? Not so simple.
It's as if a formal poet or a classical dramatist is at work-, Stuart seeks to register in a rigid framework the inalienable liberty of sex, his perpetual credo. The basic format of the series implies repetition but it is the subtle vartiations that interest us. For example Stuart doesn't hesitate to film the man in the raincoat (reversing the roles of macho pornography) and the beauty of the black man, his perfect body literaly pinning the body of his partner. One recalls the astonishing scene where a girl counts down seven ,six ,five, four three, two, one to an ejaculation, a technique to control, indeed to program an explosion.



Everywhere the faces smile, swoon or grimace. There does not seem to be any rules besides that of orgasm.

One could add that in this ninth Glimpse it's not only an aesthetic and an ethic that is evident but a definite esprit de corps . If there is theatricality it's because what we have here is a "troupe": There is Stuart himself, his favorite actors and actresses( despite several new venuses), a technical team, equipment in plain sight. The spectator will be seduced by these furtive moments where for example the troupe will assemble after a filming session. If Stuart chooses to show us backstage it's because he experiences also a satisfaction in producing a Glimpse. He's telling us that behind the sophistication of a filmed production (sex on a trapeze for example) is the reality of having passed a special moment (or time) together. Isn't this, in the end what Stuart is after? Before all is forgotten, the record of all the hours working together creating pleasure.
Roy Stuart's Glimpse vol. 9 is a treasure.
(Review shamelessly stolen from Roy Stuart's website)



On the menu:
Hot girls masturbating.
Hot girls peeing.
Hot girls eating each other.
Interracial sex.
Explicit fellatio and cunnilingus.
Extreme close-ups of wet pussies.
Kinky sex.
Sex in the park.
And so on and so forth.

Since I felt like being nice for a change, I uploaded the whole bloody thing for you. Ain't that cool or what?

Download the whole movie:
http://www.multiupload.com/8M844RYGSY (part 1)
http://www.multiupload.com/FKBP6C3MXX (part 2)
http://www.multiupload.com/UX7U3ED39K (part 3)
http://www.multiupload.com/80PG0O9AP9 (part 4)
http://www.multiupload.com/VQDR4VI85Q (part 5)

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