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I was in the mood for a good old horror movie yesterday so I sat down and thought about what I should re-watch. My brain went through some strange process and I don't know how but it came up with William Friedkin's The Guardian which is a 1990 horror flick about a babysitter who really is a Druid, as in "tree worshipper who can perform some kind of nature magic". Tree hugging chick wants to use the baby in her druidic rituals.

The movie was as good as I remember. I was also pleasantly surprised to find some nice nudity in it, which I didn't at all remember. I first watched The Guardian in what seems like a long time ago; you know, back in the prehistoric age when I still had a huge collection of VHS tapes that took up the most part of my room.

Also, it seems like this is the only film in which Jenny Seagrove was naked. What a shame.

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Diana Kauffman has her own website here.

Tits thriller with lots of tits and zero thrill. It stars Diana Kauffman as a chick cop who investigates some shit or other. Along the way she has some hot sex and also experiences recurrent flashbacks of having hot sex. Some of the sex scenes seem to go on forever.

The usual ingredients of an erotic flick are on the menu: bath, lesbo action, ménage-à-trois, straight sex and of course, huge knockers; nothing hardcore here. Diana Kauffman not only has a pretty body, she also possesses some acting talents and so carries the movie on her bare boobs.

Diana Kauffman is the chick who doesn't want to have sex with Don 'The Dragon' Wilson in Crooked (2006).

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This erotic Japanese thriller gives you some interesting insight into the life of Japanese contract killers, such as what happens when two rival hitmen of opposite sex meet. Well, for one thing, they fuck. The woman holding a gun while the man's love gun is inside her. The man pumps the woman full of juice. Then the woman pumps the man full of bullets. Just another day in the life of a hired killer.

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This movie is pretty similar to Blue Lagoon and Paradise, but the teenage pair in Friends weren't stranded on an island or in the desert; they are teenagers who decided to run away so they could be together. So they made a wonderful new life for themselves. They lived without unhealthy fast food, TV commercials and pain-in-the-arse parents and were free to fornicate without being frowned upon by society. In the end, they made a baby, which was good for the survival of mankind so who could blame them, right?

I guess the morale of the movie is "when you are young and horny, sometimes it is a good idea to run away from the human world and live a simple, worry-free life full of sex."

Even though the character of the teenage girl in the film was supposed to be 14, actress Anicée Alvina was actually 18 at the time; barely legal but legal all the same. She looks young and sweet and all innocent and she just fills my mind with dirty thoughts. Last time I slept with a woman that young was when I visited a third-world country, opps, I mean "a developing country" which I won't name. I paid a lot of cheap money for young Vietnamese girls who all said they were 18 and who was I to doubt the words of such innocent dirty little angels? Helping poor people is good for your karma, know what I am saying?

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Italian drama about a dude who plays piano. He meets a voluptuous woman who gives him a "priapism". Now that's an interesting word. You certainly learn something new everyday.

Priapism is a persistent, usually painful, erection that lasts for more than four hours and occurs without sexual stimulation. The condition develops when blood in the penis becomes trapped and unable to drain. If the condition is not treated immediately, it can lead to scarring and permanent erectile dysfunction. --Source

The woman is Francesca Dellera, an actress with a beautiful face and a huge, most artistically constructed pair of knockers. They fall in love. They make love. Eventually, she gets bored and decides to leave. The dude, a loser with mental problems, can't take it like a man so he sticks a knife in her then put her in the fridge.

Francesca Dellera is so drop-dead gorgeous it is a pleasure just to look at her in her underwear. Thankfully, she takes them off, too. There is a scene which deserves an award for originality in which the lovers have doggy sex inside an actual doghouse. Another scene has Francesca breastfeed a baby. I won't be surprised if the baby has a priapism afterward.

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